Playroom freakout and why mommies drink before noon

JEREMIAH! GET IN HERE!
What??
Don't you put your brother in this filthy room and tell him he has to clean it by himself while you watch cartoons.
Will you help us?
Let's see. I just cleaned up the hamster cages, wiped slung-rodent poop off wall and floor, threw out urine soaked nesting and freshened their water. Don't call me in here again until it's time to vacuum. If I can't walk from one side of the room to the other w/o stepping on a Bionicle claw, Lego weapon, Papo knight or Star Wars vehicle, the job's not done.
Can we take a break?
You've had a break! Your whole life has been a break!
(Mason starts whimpering)

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