turns out i am NOT that big in canadia

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hmmm, how can i increase readership in the underrepresented areas? totally. kidding. 

recent confession -- i am glad for the things i've recorded thus far. it soothes me to realize that in the however near or distant future when i am down for the count with debilitating alzheimers, i can read about this halfway audacious, all the way self-involved girl who had her fair share of adventures and hijinks, some shared with a pretty radassawesome family.

only marginally related, i am preparing for a stroke by becoming ambidextrous. i can now put the dog food in the bowl with my left hand and spill only half.  how sinister, you say?  yes. exactly.  tp next. then ironing. my final exam will be applying mascara while driving at night. thumbing through glass eye catalogs with my left hand will also help. no disrespect meant to sammy davis jr.