stooping to new lows. pilfering from texts

me: not to whine, but i have to confess mom-ing is far and away more psychologically exhausting than i anticipated.  that many moms i know are borderline dsm 5-able is no real epiphany.

friend: why doesn't anyone tell us about true motherhood before we even have sex?!?

me:  because population would decline so rapidly the dark cormac mccarthy novels and bad post-apocalyptic movies would become reality.  mason would be fist bumping all the cannibals, zombies and other savages.  and the he would be eaten.