Saturday, January 13, 2007

In Engrish, Prease. And don't forget the demon.

Never have so many incongruous elements beeen combined in the name of fun and age appropriate cognitive development. Because after all, "nothing says 'promoting the concerted function the hand eyes brain of the baby' like grinning demon faces."

on every kid's ' 07 xmas list

from The Metaverse - Zompist's Rant Page: 2006















EXECUTIVE. We need to get the sequel to "Railway I" out right away.
MANAGER. But... all we have ready is a car set.
EXECUTIVE. No time, no time, just change the logo. And Henderson?
MANAGER. Yes sir?
EXECUTIVE. Don't forget the demon.






best guesses:
  • Don't hit yourself for not buying something else
  • Unhappy Pac-man
  • Astronaut Pac-man
  • Mark of the Beast will make your child happy