Small Walking Rodents, Excrement and Roald Dahl

B: what are you going to name your hamster?
M: well, I gotta look at him first
B: good idea
M: do hamsters walk like humans?
B: not all the time, mostly they walk on all 4 legs I think
M: what does hamsters' poop look like?
B: I guess we'll find out today
M: what is poop made of?
B: stuff your body doesn't use or need
M: so kinda like candy?
B: yes
M: awwww
B: does that seem like a waste? (no pun)
M: YES!
M: I wish Willy Wonka was my daddy
B: so you could be surrounded by candy?
M: exACTLY

(the B:M: dialog notes were just a really lucky bonus)