whether malignant or simply maligned, grapefriut get no respect.

the poor woman. it was true. she'd swallowed a citrus seed, and sure enough, she now had a grapefruit the size of...a grapefruit growing in her abdomen. how she'd wished for a tumor instead, or even a watermelon. she felt like a cliche'. would a kumquat have been too much to hope for?