hail mary-ing in the bedroom since 1989

ready! set! hut!

to get it off my chest, i have to say the whole sports metaphor thing as it relates to sex is tiresome to me. anybody else, or am i a free agent here? just think how pervasive it is -- goal oriented this and that, score, man to man coverage, touchdown, 1st 2nd 3rd base, home run, tonsil hockey... i suppose the list is limited only to how many sports exist.

i got nothing against sports, and i like games. so what do i want besides victory, v-i-c-t-o-r-y and being a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e? i want to see lacrosse represented. and field hockey. and how about cycling? ping pong? why not? let's retire the numbers of the hackneyed expressions. bench 'em. shoot, put 'em in the hall of fame for all i care, just please deer gawd field a new team.

hmm, how would mahjong work...