frilled lizard and bearded dragon day spa

girl cousin: (as i paint her fingernails a high sheen chrome) i'll stand in front of the open window when you're done, tia becky. the wind is really blowing.

mason: why would you do that?

girl cousin: to make them dry faster. hmm, you don't know very much about nail polish, do you.

mason: well, i suppose not, but i know everything about lizards.