(noise of ticker) this just in

better than a stork in the yard, a text that reads --

Lucas Frost born 9:19 a.m.
7 lb 15 oz. All doing well!

Welcome to the planet, Lucas! Arriving in a census year is very good luck. Ethan, your best friend just got to the party. Be good to him, sir, and he'll be good to you.

I told Jeremiah and Mason a while back, "I will bail you and any combination of your cousins* out of jail in Padre only once. Second time, you better call another aunt."

Well done, Nicole and Sol. Let the sleep deprivation begin!

*Uki
Jonah
Jacob
Jude
Jarrah
Ethan
Lucas
Trinity
Emory
Presley
Avery
Tobias
Daisy
Reilly
James Michael