supercilious may have met its matching handbag

ornate lace eyebrows. that's what my life has been missing all these years! why am i only now realizing it? and village people hats bedazzled with large curd cottage cheese. deficiencies in my wardrobe everywhere i look.

i am not anti fashion-forward. i truly do applaud those who express their inner-innerness through clothing. but at some point, does it not really just become about out-outlandishing the other acts?

mark my words, once upon the future it will be considered haute couture to dangle cheeseburgers from one's nose or navel piercing. and i'll pass on that, too. well, unless it's on clearance at target. truth be told, i prefer fillet-o-fish anyway.