new bumper sticker idea -- luddites for EMPs

me: jeremiah, will you please plug that lamp in?

jeremiah: mom, i think dad and i are the only people in this house with tech skills.

me: jeremiah, relax. you're just turning on a light.

jeremiah: but you can barely turn on the tv and make it work right.

me: (brief moment of reflection) that i cannot refute. (couple minutes pass) you hungry? well gosh, i sure hope i remember how to work the oven before dinner.