these would probably leave a nice scratch

I wonder what the VW ego emissions index rating on these would be.

I know I'm not a Vegas glittery type of girl, but dang, Santa, pleeeeeeeeease. I promise to be nice until I get these. But after that, I think a bit of naughty would be expected, right? I dare say nobody would raise an eyebrow at me if I had 12 items in the 10 or fewer lane at SuperTarget.