Retail Origami Saved My Life

How to Fold a Shirt

Liberated at last! It appears to me only 1.5 steps, versus my inefficient 5, are required to arrive at this perfectly folded garment. The symmetry and exquisite right angles make me swoon. I shall now have hours of my day back AND get that job at Banana I've always wanted (for the discount). No more "assembled" meals for my family. I will now be able to shoot the pheasant and wring its neck because I'm sure to only wound the thing, pluck it, make a decorative feather centerpiece, bake the bread, churn the butter and julienne the home grown organic hydroponic veggies, all while wearing that $450 dress I bought w/ my Banana emp discount when it went to clearance.

I love and thank you, Asian folding sensi.